Cod damn it facebook

That awkward moment when you try to click on the up arrow on facebook but then realize that’s a tumblr feature.

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

(Source: honestliars)

ass-n-titties:

this picture is perfect for literally everything omg

i dropped my bag of chips on the floor

im supposed to be studying

i forgot to buy toilet paper

heterosexual porn

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly